For all the fans of Bill Clinton out there, here is something that I read and have found out to be true.
"Clinton vetoed a tax cut, claiming it would endanger "saving social security," the so-called cornerstone of his historical legacy. Then he signed a budget that spent federal money on projects like the following:
$230,000 for a study of the sex habits of houseflies.
$27,000 for a study of why prisoners want to escape.
$4,000,000(thats right,six zeros) to distribute information on the correct way to cut toenails.
$100,000 to find out why Americans really dont like beets.
Now because I am a concerned American, I will give the government the following information for free:
Houseflies mate while nobody is looking.
Prisoners don't like prison.
Toenails should be cut with a toenail clipper every week.
Beets don't taste good.
I've just saved the nation $4,357,000. Easy. Where's my medal, Mr.Clinton?"
So remember everyone, next time you are talking shit about Bush or praising Clinton, remember where $4,357,000 of our money went. |